[ There's a look of mock hurt as Eddie clutches his chest dramatically as if pretending to be offended. ]

Please, it's one thing to be a hero in that game, and another to actually be a hero. Speaking of that "nerdy little game" [ which Eddie absolutely uses air quotes for ] Henderson wants me to convince you to come play with us sometime. I told him it was futile, but, y'know. Gotta at least try.