ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ ɪꜱ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅᴀy ᴀɴᴅ yᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴅᴇ ᴀᴡᴀy

[thefreak]

x tfln overflow, psls, etc.
x any canon point; au's and crosscanon friendly!

Comments

omg OOPS sry!

[hhsqueen]

As an official person-who-has-taken-first-aid, I can officially confirm you are neither a baby nor a child

I could still give it a *try*, though... Couldn't be much different, right?

ahahaha it's okay

[thefreak]

Phew, I definitely needed that confirmation.

I mean, what's the worst that would happen, right? Injuries can't be *that* hard to identify, even on someone covered in tats

[hhsqueen]

I'll have to really make sure I'm looking very closely, then. Don't want to miss anything

[thefreak]

I have every confidence in your ability to do a very thorough inspection.

[hhsqueen]

Am I going to discover anything weird? Like, if you have a third ear on your back or something?

[thefreak]

What?! NO! No, everything's in order last time I checked. Just the tatties and nothing weird going on.