[ He does know, really. He's always been stupidly impulsive, and it hasn't gotten him in too much hot water just yet, but it's bound to eventually. He's just glad the only hot water it's gotten him into this time is a sore arm as he's been forced to stay in this uncomfortable position until rescue is on its way. ]
[ After all, the whole handcuffing himself to a sink was meant to be as surprise. Just not a well thought out one.
He can do better!
Although now he's just glad he didn't handcuff himself to her bed, because with his luck her mother would definitely have caught him, and he would absolutely be dead right now. ]
Though I can't promise I'll come up with the surprise by the time you come and rescue me...
[So much of her life feels predictable and Eddie is like a breath of chaotic, unpredictably fresh air. And sure, maybe handcuffing himself to her bathroom sink might not have been the wisest move but it's certainly not predictable.
It could have been a lot worse. At least her bathroom is clean.]
How much time do you need to come up with these ideas?
Give me, I don't know, an hour? I'm sure I could come up with something.
[ It would have been easier if he were at home. He could probably have written a song or something cheesy, but as he's still in Chrissy's, he has limited resources. ]
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[ He does know, really. He's always been stupidly impulsive, and it hasn't gotten him in too much hot water just yet, but it's bound to eventually. He's just glad the only hot water it's gotten him into this time is a sore arm as he's been forced to stay in this uncomfortable position until rescue is on its way. ]
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[She's being very presumptuous here, but she's also not the one who broke into his house and handcuffed herself to his sink.]
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[ After all, the whole handcuffing himself to a sink was meant to be as surprise. Just not a well thought out one.
He can do better!
Although now he's just glad he didn't handcuff himself to her bed, because with his luck her mother would definitely have caught him, and he would absolutely be dead right now. ]
Though I can't promise I'll come up with the surprise by the time you come and rescue me...
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[So much of her life feels predictable and Eddie is like a breath of chaotic, unpredictably fresh air. And sure, maybe handcuffing himself to her bathroom sink might not have been the wisest move but it's certainly not predictable.
It could have been a lot worse. At least her bathroom is clean.]
How much time do you need to come up with these ideas?
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[ It would have been easier if he were at home. He could probably have written a song or something cheesy, but as he's still in Chrissy's, he has limited resources. ]
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[It seems risky, and a little cruel, if she's being honest.]
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[ Although considering his choice in bandanna, being left in handcuffs might not be so far off base. ]
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[But this is Eddie, so she'd felt the need to ask.]
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[ Is it sad that the tiniest part of him actually wants it to be true? For someone's parents to actually like him. ]
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[Even Chrissy. Especially Chrissy.]