ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ ɪꜱ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅᴀy ᴀɴᴅ yᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴅᴇ ᴀᴡᴀy

[thefreak]

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Comments

[hairsprayed]

I am a swimmer, though, so it's going to happen again eventually. You can't let the scary shit keep you from fun shit.

[thefreak]

Fuck, I don't know man, I'm not much of a swimmer. Plus, with my hair? Yeah no thanks. I'll stick to dry land. There's still plenty of fun to do by the water without going into the water.

[hairsprayed]

Man there's something so nice about the feeling of water, though! It's not like anything bad would happen to you, I'm trained as a lifeguard you know.

[thefreak]

I don't know, maybe someplace a little less...associated with death to start off? Ease my way back into it. Is that your way of saying you'd give me mouth to mouth?

[hairsprayed]

I've got a pool? And yeah, just don't stick your tongue down my throat and you might live.

[thefreak]

You do, well there you go. Damn, and here I was thinking that was my ticket to first base.

[hairsprayed]

I thought you didn't like every guy you met, does that change when they realize they might be queer?

[thefreak]

I really don't like every guy I've met. And I also don't like every queer guy I've met, either. So, yeah.

[hairsprayed]

Oh, well, good to know.

I'm serious about you coming over for the pool, by the way. We'll make you an Olympic swimmer in no time.

[thefreak]

Yeah I don't know about that happening anytime soon, so. Good luck?? I'll try not to down.

[hairsprayed]

Like I said, I wouldn't let you drown.

[thefreak]

My hero 🖤

[hairsprayed]

[ He's not going to tell Eddie how nice that sounds. ]

Hey, but no faking it just to makeout with me!

[thefreak]

Who says I'm faking it?

[hairsprayed]

It's hard to tell if someone drowning is faking it or not so of course I'd just save you either way

[thefreak]

See? The perfect plan.

Kidding, kidding.

[hairsprayed]

You're impossible.

[thefreak]

You looooove me.

[hairsprayed]

Keep telling yourself that, Munson.

[thefreak]

Oh I will, I most definitely will.