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[thefreak]

x tfln overflow, psls, etc.
x any canon point; au's and crosscanon friendly!

Comments

for netflixandwill

[thefreak]

x

I like to think I've gotten it down to a science by now.

[netflixandwill]

I'll take your word for it.
I feel like if they made cereal bars the same way they make granola bars you could cut out the middle man
And then if you really want milk just dip it like a cookie you know?

for otherbitches

[thefreak]

x

[ This was really not how Eddie pictured this going. Go figure, he can't even do this right. ]

what, like you weren't already pulling away. it's fine, it's better off this way, right?

i am enjoying how stupid they are, thank you

[otherbitches]

[ What the fuck. What the fuck! ]

'pulling away'
what the fuck do you think this is?
you think we hold hands? you want flowers?
what the fuck do you think this is?

for bigboyvibes

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

If it'll make you feel better then sure, I'll take your glow in the dark condoms. Not that I have anyone to use them on.

You would think it would be easy, but there are enough heathens around here that I can't even be all that surprised.

Yeah, yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

[bigboyvibes]

No one night stand?

Dude, time to make some house rules.

Four times is not that bad!

for agirlboss

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

Weirdly somehow the best sleep I've gotten in a while?

I appreciate it, though I've definitely camped out in my van before, so I'm used to it.

[agirlboss]

That's good at least.

Wait. Really?

for bigboyvibes

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

Oh really? Guess I should be on my way then.

[bigboyvibes]

You're being serious?

for gunsplural

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

Wait, seriously?

I mean.

What.

[ ??? What is even going on here? ]

[gunsplural]

I hope you intend on making an honest woman out of me first, Eddie. My dad doesn't know how to use a shotgun, but I could teach him.

for willtheunwise

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

You know if you little hellions want naughty comics you can just ask me to procure them for you.

Re: for willtheunwise

[willtheunwise]

It depends on your definition of naughty, if you mean like Marvel still then yeah I might get you to venture when Jonathan is busy but I don’t actually wanna look at like… really naughty ones thanks.

[ or he doesn’t wanna admit that he wouldn’t bother with the heterosexual ones, but that’s his secret to keep ]

for winnebagos

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

keep hanging out with you until you inevitably get sick of me, of course.

[winnebagos]

i've got news for you, munson
if i'm not sick of you yet
it's probably not gonna happen

you're no where near as annoying as henderson
and i haven't kicked him to the curb yet

for babysittersclubbed

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

Sure did. Had to numb with ice, and it still hurt like a bitch, but I think it came out pretty great.

for howandwhen

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

yeah you can say that again.

I'll take it, what can I redeem these points for?
no, I managed to escape unscathed, just might have accidentally knocked a candle over in the process. thankfully was able to keep it from spreading, but shit that was a close call.

[howandwhen]

um
free movie rentals, I guess?
well done!
next time you decide to experiment with sharp objects - especially if they're sharper than a needle - maybe allow yourself some modern conveniences?

for bigboyvibes

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

Yeah? You've been thinking about me?

Never thought I'd see the day when I, Eddie Munson, drove you, Steve Harrington crazy, but fuck I love it.

[bigboyvibes]

Maybe.

[DEFINITELY!]

Yeah, yeah.

for agirlboss

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

I did not, though now that you put that idea in my head I feel like I have to suggest it to him.

[agirlboss]

Don't you dare!

for bigboyvibes

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

Maybe even use my bandanna to tie them together.

[bigboyvibes]

[Steve is going to cream his pants]

I like that idea

for otherbitches - yes this should absolutely be a continuation of our other dramatic thread

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

shit, i don't know, when can you?

[ Yes, he's being an asshole about this, but it feels kind of warranted. ]

hellfire's over in a few hours, swing by anytime after 8.

they are very dramatic, they are very stupid, thank youuu

[otherbitches]

[ Is it warranted? Yes. Don't tell Billy that though. ]

dont get your panties in a twist
or fuck
wizard cloak?
have fun with your stupid nerd shit
i'll come for my shit.

for bigboyvibes

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

I'm all ears.

[bigboyvibes]

Maybe I'll put you on your knees.

for bigboyvibes

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

I don't think it's pathetic, Steve. I think it's cute.

Would you, um. Maybe wanna hang out with me after you get off of work?

[ Totally not asking Steve out on a date.

Nope.

Just two dudes hanging out who happen to like each other. ]

[bigboyvibes]

You're a bit biased.

That sounds really awesome. Sure beats going back home.

for deferences

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

Yeah, okay, I might have played myself on this one. [ it's worth it, though. not only does he like hearing such nice words about himself, but they're extra nice coming from sizhui. ]

Yeah, I clearly have such a problem when it comes to picking up strays. Wonder where I got that from.

sorry about the wait there!! been a Rough past couple of days ohrghrgh

[deferences]

Just slightly, but don't worry, I still think it's all part of your charm. [back at it again with the compliments (because yes, he noticed, and he wants to keep saying nice things about eddie!)

however, sizhui's going to try his absolute best to actually seem affronted:] Are you hinting at something, Eddie Munson?

for winnebagos

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

i'm saying i fell asleep and left before the end, yes.
but maybe if i have better company i'll make it through this time.

[ you can practically hear the sigh that eddie makes at steve's next comments ]

uh huh. if you're into that.

[ okay that's...maybe a bit too less subtle. ]

[winnebagos]

better company
and vodka

( because that's apparently what steve's working with. )

tall, blonde, unbelievably hot
are you saying you're not into that?

for gareththegreat

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

They grow up so fast.
Not sure whether to be proud or ashamed, guess it depends on how awful the dad jokes are.

Yeah? Well your mom can rest assured knowing I am, in fact, eating well.
Well enough for what I can afford, really.
Not gonna say no to a homecooked meal from her, though.

[gareththegreat]

even if she DID believe you she'd still be loading me up with food
and I really doubt she'd believe you

for the_hair

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

You'd be surprised at the dumb things people want to get tattooed on themselves.

[ Spoken like someone who does, in fact, want dumb things tattooed on himself. ]

[the_hair]

I'm surprised by a lot of dumb things people do, actually.

for bigboyvibes

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

Sure, why the hell not?

[bigboyvibes]

Fuck yeah

for bigboyvibes

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

No, he's not, but he likes being dramatic. Where do you think I get that from?

You know Wayne likes you, right? Always asking about you when you're not around. Maybe even suggested you come over for dinner when he's not working nights.

[bigboyvibes]

That so?

....

Really?

I mean-

Sure?

for agirlboss

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

Of course he did. That guy was, and still is, a menace.

[ Typed with fondness. ]

Now I feel left out. Nobody's been sneaking into my room.

[agirlboss]

You know I always found it pretty sweet when he did. It wasn't always sexual, surprisingly but-

It's like he didn't want me to be alone.

Really? I find that surprising.

for agirlboss

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

Yeah, well, most men suck then.

And not in the good way.

[agirlboss]

I really like it when you agree.

for bigboyvibes

[thefreak]

[ from here ]

I mean, yes, but so am I. We go together with our combined sluttiness.

[bigboyvibes]

You're too good for me.