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Yeah thanks, I'd like to be stoned out of my mind when I die.

C'mon man, I wouldn't let her kill you.

Thanks Eddie. But let's be real, she's more likely to just never let me live it down for the rest of my life. If she says something like "I told you so" I'll jump into the river.

Please don't jump into the river. Then I'd have to jump in after you and I really don't need a repeat of all of that.

Hey, that was a brave moment for you! But no, I think I'll be staying away from deep water for a little while.

I guess I was literally thrown into the deep end, you know? Oh thank fuck.

I am a swimmer, though, so it's going to happen again eventually. You can't let the scary shit keep you from fun shit.

Fuck, I don't know man, I'm not much of a swimmer. Plus, with my hair? Yeah no thanks. I'll stick to dry land. There's still plenty of fun to do by the water without going into the water.

Man there's something so nice about the feeling of water, though! It's not like anything bad would happen to you, I'm trained as a lifeguard you know.

I don't know, maybe someplace a little less...associated with death to start off? Ease my way back into it. Is that your way of saying you'd give me mouth to mouth?

I've got a pool? And yeah, just don't stick your tongue down my throat and you might live.

You do, well there you go. Damn, and here I was thinking that was my ticket to first base.

I thought you didn't like every guy you met, does that change when they realize they might be queer?

I really don't like every guy I've met. And I also don't like every queer guy I've met, either. So, yeah.

Oh, well, good to know. I'm serious about you coming over for the pool, by the way. We'll make you an Olympic swimmer in no time.

Yeah I don't know about that happening anytime soon, so. Good luck?? I'll try not to down.

Like I said, I wouldn't let you drown.

My hero 🖤

[ He's not going to tell Eddie how nice that sounds. ]

Hey, but no faking it just to makeout with me!

Who says I'm faking it?

It's hard to tell if someone drowning is faking it or not so of course I'd just save you either way

See? The perfect plan.

Kidding, kidding.

You're impossible.

You looooove me.

Keep telling yourself that, Munson.

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